zincccx:

A: *fixing something* Could you give me a hand?

B: Sure.

B: *grabs A’s hand and holds it*

A: You’re cute but that’s not what I meant.

bakuqou:

Midoriya, about Bakugou: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Uraraka: Please tell me those aren’t the names of your fists.

Midoriya: My feet. I’m actually more of a kicker.

supereveylg:

@dailykacchako asked me kindly to do this strip from a text from boku-no-headcanons on tumblr so i couldn’t help but do it 😊

zincccx:

A: Just bought him a ‘Get better soon!’ card.

B: Why? Is he sick?

A: No, but I think he could be better.

anny-wandering-intp:

writing for a popular pairing: *blinks* *people have already liked, commented and bookmarked*

writing for a rarepair: *years pass* *a single comment finally appears, majestically rising from the barren earth*

tssskki:

A: Why are you on fire

B: This is just kind of how my day is going

bakuqou:

Bakugou, to Midoriya: One universe. Nine Planets. One earth. Seven continents, seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. And I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Uraraka: [shouting from the other room] THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS!

Bakugou: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!

transanabeth:

i know when people talk about the musical chicago they don’t mean trina’s one woman show from victorious…. they’re talking about all that jazz and cell block tango and roxie…… but my brain……. you say chicago…..chicago….. its a city thats exciting its a city thats inviting its a city for a woman just like me

tssskki:

A:I love you.

B: Is that you or the alcohol talking?

A: It’s me talking to the alcohol.

tssskki:

Person A: I don’t have the energy for this

Person B: For what?

Person A: *gestures vaguely*